I've joined twitter mostly for the purpose of staying up-to-date with artists/bands, and I've gathered a large collection of quotes. Here's a few of them:
Throwdown (throwdown)
"This morning I had a dream I dropped my iPhone into a pool on accident. I dove in after it in my dream... ...and consequently dove OUT of my bunk in reality. No one saw. Shh."
"As if standing around for a stall in a men's room isn't awkward enough, someone cuts ahead and makes it look like you're just loitering..."
The Ghost Inside (DaGhostInside)
"I brought home some Nutella & put it in the fridge. It hardened, and I had to wait for it to thaw. I'm no good at being European." - Garrett
"@ArchitectsUK are the worst people I have ever met. Total Dog shit. Twat idiot children the lot of them." - Garrett
"I guess I should have posted something about how that @ArchitectsUK bit was not true in any way whatsoever. They put me up to it!" - Garrett
"italy is so damn pretty. this place is so beautiful. lucky ass italians get to look at this pretty shit everyday. lucky kids." - KC
"whys every interstate so fucking bumpy? i wish we toured in a hovercraft." - KC
"@seancharmander from @betrayalhc is a poopy stupid doo doo head"
"i just met a kid that doesnt like andrew wk!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANDREW WK?!?!?!" - KC
"Can I go blind from eating nothing but Ramen and PBJ for a week straight? Cuz my left eye is starting to twitch really badly." - Vigil
"Has anyone elses legs ever fallen asleep from sitting on the toilet for so long? It's a bummer." - Vigil
Andrew W.K. (AndrewWK)
"PARTY TIP: Don't feel the need to invite me to your party - I'm already coming! In fact, I'm already there! And I'm puking!"
"PARTY TIP: Live your life like tonight is the last night, but at the same time with the realization that it's ONLY JUST BEGUN!"
Vigil (doyourworst)
"Cricket is the most confusing, boring and complicated sport to watch. What is even going on?!?"
KC (ihatekc)
"For some reason @jjdtd thinks he looks like me. Dude wishes he looked this good. And all his tats are fake. Truth."
Jordan Hastings (Ratbeard)
"My dog has the worst farts right now. Booo!"
Stray From The Path (strayfromdapath)
"Oh baby, start my day with @danfromthepath playing toilet music. Bon jovi and guns and roses. Terrification.
Karl (karlschubach)
"Committing the ultimate fashion faux pas. Wearing both my Bane shirt AND Bane shorts to bed. I'll be stagediving in my dreams tonight."
Travis (TravisReilly)
Dad - "Who's that singing?" Mom - "Boys Like Girls." Dad - "More like Boys Like Boys, fun boys." Me - "Ayyoooo!"
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